Wednesday, August 22, 2012

How Fairy Tales really end


Snow White

Little Red Riding Hood

Sleeping Beauty

Jasmine (Alladin)

Belle (Beauty and the Beast)

The Little Mermaid
Seems like only yesterday...
BARBIE DOLL has her 50th birthday this year...

Tweety Bird is 60 years old!

And what about all our other....

Wonder Woman

Batman and Robin


"Life is short, forgive sooner
and always keep smiling."

Koala And The Lizard

A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint

when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'

The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river.

The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink..

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,

'Hey you!'

So the koala looked down at him and said,

'Fuuuuck dude.....
How much water did you drink!?'

Every womans dream...

Everybody seems to think that every woman
dreams of finding the perfect man....

Every woman's dream is...
... to eat without getting fat!!!


Kylie Minogue - 

 The Picture That Will Stay With Her The Rest  Of Her Life

Make-up and  Hair style.............$500.00

New  Dress for the show............$70000

Giant Stuffed  Bear......................$300.00

Not knowing how to hold the  bear with a microphone in your  hand..........



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