Thursday, August 2, 2012

Old Sailor

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake.

He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks: 'How am I doing?'

The prostitute replies: 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'

'Three knots?' he asks.. 'What's that supposed to mean?'

She says: "You're knot hard, you're knot in...and you're knot getting your money back.'

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