Monday, August 6, 2012

Feeling Unappreciated

The next time  you feel that nobody loves you, no one cares, or  that no one ever notices you, think of this  guy:

Still  Having a Bad  Day?
The  average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez  Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony,  two of the most expensively saved animals were being  released back into the  wild amid cheers and applause  from onlookers. A minute later, in full  view, a killer  whale ate them both.

Still think  you are having a Bad Day?
A  woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking  frantically, almost in a dancing  frenzy, with some  kind of wire running from his waist towards the  electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly  current, she whacked him with a handy plank  of wood,  breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he  had been happily listening to his Walkman.

Are Ya OK  Now? -  No?

Two  animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty
     of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn,  Germany.    Suddenly, all two thousand  pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence,   stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were  trampled to death.

What? STILL  having a Bad Day?
Iraqi terrorist Khay  Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came  back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it  was the bomb; he opened it and was blown to bits. God  is good!

There now,  Feeling Better?

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