Two businessmen in Sydney were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new shop...
As yet, the shop wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some pensioner is going to
walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious old
woman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked, "What
are you selling here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling @rse-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said,"Must be doing well... Only
Pensioners -- don't mess with them!!!!!! They maybe old but they are not stupid.