Thursday, August 2, 2012

Some Stupid Food For Thought

Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

Was the invention of the shovel, ground breaking?

If guns don't kill people, people kill people. Does that mean that toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

If laughter is the best medicine, and weed makes you laugh..... does that make weed the best medicine?

If a lighter is used to smoke pot, does that make it a highlighter?

Call a woman a "bitch" and she's offended. Put "bad" in front of it and she's honored...

Drinking alcohol makes one an alcoholic. So does drinking Fanta make me fantastic?

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