An attractive
blonde from Dublin arrived and bet twenty-thousand
pounds on a single
roll of the dice.
She said, "I
hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely
nude".
With that, she
stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
Yelled, "Come
on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came
to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...
"YES! YES! I
WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of
the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and
quickly departed.
The dealers stared
at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of
them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other
answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY
-
Not all Irish are
stupid and not all Blondes are Dumb,..
But all Men are
Men.
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