Cop pulls over a taxi.
says: "License please."
Taxi driver says: "What for?"
Cop: "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Taxi driver: "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Cop: "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License please."
Taxi driver: "What's the difference?"
Cop: "The difference is you have to come to a complete stop, that's the
law. License please!"
Taxi driver: "Heish ..... if you can show me the difference between slow
down and stop, I'll give you my license and you give me the ticket, if not you
let me go and no ticket."
Cop says: "Exit your vehicle, sir."
The taxi driver gets out of his taxi, whereupon the cop takes out his truncheon
and starts beating the k*# out of the taxi driver and says: "you want me to
stop or just slow down?"
EISH, DIE COP HY EXPLAIN BAIE MOOI!