Kindergarten

A  group of children were trying very hard to become accustomed  to nursery school. The  biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher  insisted on NO baby talk!

You need to use 'Big People' words,'  she was always reminding them.

She asked John what he had done over the weekend.

'I  went to visit my Nana'.
No, you went to visit your  GRANDMOTHER. 

Use 'Big People' words!' 

She then asked Mitchell what he had done. 

'I took a ride on a choo-choo'.
She said. 'No, you took a ride  on a TRAIN. 

You must remember to use 'Big People' words'.

She then asked little Alex what he had done. 

'I read a book' he replied.
That's WONDERFUL!' the teacher said. 

'What book did you read?'


( I love this.....) 


Alex thought real hard about it, 

then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said



'Winnie the SH!T'.