Thursday, July 5, 2012

Family Issues

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One
of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the
other man said; You think you have family problems; Listen
to my situation. A few years ago, I met a young widow with a
grown-up daughter. We got married and got myself a

Later, my father married my stepdaughter. That made my
stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my
stepson-in-law. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her
father-in-law. Much later the daughter of my wife, my
stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because
he was my father's son. But he was also the son of my
wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son.
That made me the grandfather of my half-brother.

This was nothing until my wife and I had a Baby. Now the
half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the
Grandmother. This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my
child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I am my
stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own
child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am
my OWN GRANDFATHER; And you think you have FAMILY

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