Wednesday, July 4, 2012


At  the crowded Sandton bus stop a beautiful young blonde woman  wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus.
As  the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became  aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up  to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly  embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she  reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that  this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried  to take the step, only to discover that she  couldn't!
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again  reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for  the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her  chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
With a little  smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a  little more and again was unable to take the  step.

About this  time, Hennie, a fris boerseun  from Kakamas, who was standing behind her picked her up easily  by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She  went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and  screeched, 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who  you are!'
Hennie smiled and in his best English  answered her : 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree wiff you,  but after you unzipped my fly free times, I kinda figured we was friends.'

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