Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain.?
Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts i t over her cigarette, and
Arlene: ?What in the hell is that??
Jane: ? A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.?
Arlene: Where did you get it??
Jane: You can get them at any chemist.?
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local chemist and announces to
the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.?
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is
after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom
"Doesn't matter lovey, as long as it fits on a Camel !!"?
The pharmacist fainted. !!