A South African Boertjie is drinking in a London bar
when his cellphone rings.
He hangs up
grinning from ear to ear and orders a round for the whole bar announcing that his wife just gave birth to a 12kg
baby boy.
Nobody can
believe the weight but the South African just
shrugs and says, 'We make 'em big back home
folks. My boy's typically South African'.
Congrats are
showered on him and many exclamations of 'WOW' are heard.
One woman
even faints due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks
later the South African Boertjie returns to the same bar.
Barman says 'We were going to call you, everyone's
been making bets as to how much your 12kg son weighs now, so how much does he weigh
now?'
The proud
father answers that he now weighs 9kg's.
The barman
is puzzled and concerned and asks 'What
happened, he already weighed 12kg on the day he
was born'.
The South African
father takes a slow swig from his long neck Castle beer, wipes his lips on his khaki shirt, leans and says:
'Had him circumcised boet'.
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