Wednesday, July 4, 2012

South African Boerseun

A South African Boertjie is drinking in a London bar when his cellphone rings.

He hangs up grinning from  ear to  ear and orders a round for the whole bar announcing that his wife just gave birth to a 12kg  baby  boy.

Nobody can believe the weight but the South African just shrugs and says, 'We make 'em big back home folks.  My boy's typically South African'.

Congrats are showered on him and many exclamations of 'WOW' are heard.

One woman even faints due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later the South African Boertjie returns to the same bar.

Barman says 'We were going to call  you,  everyone's been making bets as to how much your 12kg son weighs now, so how much does he  weigh now?'

The proud father answers that he now weighs 9kg's.

The barman is puzzled and concerned and asks 'What happened, he already weighed 12kg on the day he was born'.
The South African father takes a slow swig from his long neck Castle beer, wipes his lips on his khaki shirt, leans and  says:  'Had him circumcised boet'.

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