A
burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking
for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
'Jesus
knows you're here.'
He
nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When
he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just
as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell
he heard
'Jesus
is watching you.'
Freaked
out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the
voice.
Finally,
in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
' Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
'Yep',
the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is
watching you.'
The
burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
'Moses,'
replied the bird.
'Moses?'
the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
'The
kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
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