Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Mrs Neely


Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'

80% held up their hands.


The Minister then repeated his question.


All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.


'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'


I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.


'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'


'Ninety-eight.' she replied.


'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:



'I've outlived the bitches.'

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