Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Drinking is heathy


I knew it, I knew it all along

I’m sure you’ve been waiting for this confirmation that drinking is healthy….


BACARDI
Strengthens bones
Relieves colds
Aids digestion
Dissolves warts
Blocks diarrhea
BLACK LABEL
Promotes weight loss
Helps stops strokes
Lowers cholesterol
Combats Cancer
Controls blood pressure
BLACK WHITE
Promotes weight loss
Protects your heart
Lowers cholesterol
Combats Cancer
Controls blood pressure
BLUE LABEL
Aids digestion
Lowers cholesterol
Protects your heart
Stabilizes blood sugar
Guards against liver disease
CHIVAS REGAL
Aids digestion
Battles diabetes
Protects your heart
Improves mental health
Boosts immune system
CLASIC RUM
Protects your heart
Promotes Weight loss
Combats cancer
Battles diabetes
Smoothes skin
DARK RUM
Protects against Prostate Cancer
Combats Breast Cancer
Strengthens bones
Banishes bruises
Guards against heart disease
DCSL EXTRA SPECIAL
Protects your heart
prevents constipation
Blocks diarrhea
Improves lung capacity
Cushions joints
DOUBLE DISTILLED
Battles diabetes
Lowers cholesterol
Helps stops strokes
Controls blood pressure
Smoothes skin
DRY GIN
Lowers cholesterol
Combats cancer
Battles diabetes
prevents constipation
Smoothes skin
FRANKLIN
Strengthens bones
Saves eyesight
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
Controls blood pressure
GALETINE
prevents constipation
Combats cancer
Helps stops strokes
aids digestion
Helps hemorrhoids
GALLERY
Saves eyesight
Controls blood pressure
Lowers cholesterol
Combats cancer
Supports immune system
GOLD COIN
Protects against heart disease
Promotes Weight loss
Combats Prostate Cancer
Lowers cholesterol
Aggravates , diverticulitis
GOLD LABEL
Protects your heart
Boosts memory
Protects your heart
Combats Cancer
Supports immune system
GRANTS
Lowers cholesterol
Controls blood pressure
Combats cancer
kills bacteria
Fights fungus
GREEN LABEL
Protects against heart attacks
Promotes Weight loss
Helps stops strokes
Combats Prostate Cancer
Lowers cholesterol
HANNEPIER
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
Stabilizes blood sugar
Boosts memory
Prevents constipation
HANSEN
Protects your heart
Combats Cancer
Ends insomnia
Slows aging process
Shields against Alzheimer's
ILICITY ARACK
Protects your heart
Battles diabetes
Conquers kidney stones
Combats cancer
Helps stops strokes
LEMON GIN
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
Controls blood pressure
Smoothes skin
Stops scurvy
MENDIS
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
Controls blood pressure
Smoothes skin
Stops scurvy
NAPOLEON
Heals wounds
Aids digestion
Guards against ulcers
Increases energy
Fights allergies
OLD RESERVE
Protects your heart
Quiets a cough
Strengthens bones
Controls blood pressure
Blocks diarrhea
ORANGE GIN
Combats cancer
Boosts memory
Regulates thyroid
aids digestion
Shields against Alzheimer's
POT ARRACK
Combats cancer
Protects your heart



RED LABEL
Aids digestion
Soothes sore throat
Clears sinuses
Combats Cancer
Boosts immune system
RED RUM
Saves eyesight
Protects your heart
Prevents constipation
Combats cancer
Promotes weight loss
REMUS MARTIN
saves eyesight
Conquers kidney stones
Combats cancer
Enhances blood flow
Protects your heart
RICHORT
Controls blood pressure
Combats cancer
Strengthens bones
Protects your heart
Aids weight loss
RITZ
Prevents constipation
Helps hemorrhoids
Lowers cholesterol
Combats cancer
Stabilizes blood sugar
SMIRNOFF
Supports immune systems
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
Straightens respiration

V&A
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
Helps stops strokes
Promotes Weight loss
Kills bacteria
VODKA
Reduce risk of heart attack
Combats cancer
boosts memory
Lowers cholesterol
Controls blood pressure
VSO
Combats cancer
Prevents constipation
Promotes weight loss
Protects your heart
Helps hemorrhoids
WHITE DIAMOND
Combats cancer
Controls blood pressure
Saves your eyesight
Shields against Alzheimer's
Slows aging process
WHITE GIN
Controls blood pressure
Lowers cholesterol
Kills bacteria
Combats cancer
Strengthens bones
WHITE RUM
Slows aging process
prevents constipation
boosts memory
Lowers cholesterol
Protects against heart disease

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