Thursday, July 5, 2012
Too afraid to cough
A pharmacy owner walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the assistant, "what's with that guy over there by the wall?" The assistant says: "Well he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives!"
"You Idiot! Says the owner: You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"
Replies the assistant: "Of course you can!" Look at him, HE'S AFRAID TO COUGH!!