Parrot

A guy has a horny parrot. It's terrible. Every time he reaches into the cage, the bird humps his arm. He invites his mother to tea, and the bird keeps saying foul things. Finally he takes the parrot to a vet. The vet examines the bird extensively, says, "Well, you have a very horny male parrot. I have a sweet young female bird, and for 200 bucks your bird can go in the cage with mine.."
The guy's parrot is listening and says, "Come on! Come on! What the fuck are you waiting for. "Finally, the guy says "All right" and hands over the 200 bucks.
The vet takes the parrot, puts him in the cage with the female bird and closes the curtain.
Suddenly, "Kwah! Kwah! Kwah!" The cage starts shaking and feathers come flying out. The vet screams, "Holy shit," and runs across the room and opens the curtain.
The male bird has the female bird down on the bottom of the cage with one claw. With the other claw he's pulling out all her feathers, saying, "For 200 fucking bucks, I want you naked, bitch. Naked!"