A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble
choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000
and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her
hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for
the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him
because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The
second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf
clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she
presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him
because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The
third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the
$5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint
account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she
loves him so much.
Obviously,
the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money
he'd given her.
Then he married the one with the biggest tits.
Men are like that, you know.
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on
Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly
population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection
of what to do with them.
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