Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she
replies, ( thinking , 'Isn't that obvious ? ')
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"For reading a book?" she asked.
"You're in a Restricted
Fishing Area," he informs her again.
"I'm sorry, officer, but
I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the
equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to
take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have
to charge you with sexual assault ," says the woman.
"But I haven't even
touched you!" says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have
all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am!"
and he left.
MORAL : Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
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